My Sleep

Oh, and by the way. Funny habit and trend I've noticed.

the flies come after the heaters are on. Even in midwinter. This assfuck shithead has yet to draw that very fucking basic conclusion. So, every night, he turns on the heat on his side of the room (no divider, it's really for the whole room). Those two degrees spawn flies and overheat me when I'm trying to sleep, ending up in me waking up to an incessant buzzing at five in the fucking morning.

Throughout the day, all day, he'll open the windows to let some air in. But fuck me for wanting to sleep.

Here's a tip, assfucker, if you're cold, buy a fucking blanket! Buy two! Buy a duvet. Buy something with feathers!

AND STOP SLURPING THOSE GOD DAMN SEEDS YOU MOTHERFUCKING--

my new secret pleasure is cranking Marilyn Manson on his fundamentalist christian ass. No, not all christians are dicks and not all of you deserve it.

But fuck me in the ass if it isn't fun to watch him squirm out the side of my eye while Hugh Warner compares church attendance with fucking. Awesome.

I also bought Letter to a Christian Nation the other day. Next up, The God Delusion, The End of Faith, God is Not Great and Breaking the Spell. Fuck his bronze bleeding Jesus. Science fucking works.

My Ears

Jesus Christ this motherfucker eats like a slobbering dog. No. No. Dogs make far less noise.

I can hear his cheeks flap when he slurps down sunflower seeds. He has so much saliva in his mouth it sounds like tidal waves crashing into his teeth.

He can't even fucking eat quietly.

THE FUCK

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SERIOUSLY THE FUCK

How do you go through 18 years of life without learning how to eat without sounding like a savage? "Quit making a din with your dinner!"

It makes me want to tape his mouth shut and keep him nourished intravenously so I don't have to hear his fucking mouth chewing up and down, up and fucking down and christ in FUCK at least clean up the shells of the fucking seeds you toss on your side of the god damn floor you ASSHEAD

... yep. school's back.